February 2012
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You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
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Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Foo Fighters: IT'S NOT ABOUT SOUNDING PERFECT OR COMPUTERS. IT'S ABOUT WHAT'S IN HERE *points to heart* AND HERE! *points to head*
Grammys: *starts playing Party Rock Anthem*
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